Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Sierra Club Quizzes

Brought into right relationships with the wilderness, man would see that his appropriation of Earth's resources beyond his personal needs would only bring imbalance and begat ultimate loss and poverty by all.
--John Muir

So this is why I like the Sierra Club website: They have the John Muir online exhibit, which features a "John Muir Quote of the Day," as the one above.

Here's a letter I just wrote to the general information address for Sierra Club:

Hi, I like the Sierra Club quizzes that you post on the website every so often -- they really keep me on my toes! I especially like the one about bicycles. Is there any way you could put them all together on one page, like a sort of "environmental university" sort of thing? People could take the quizzes and get green points for what they answer right -- then they get some kind of accolades after they complete all of the quizzes -- they graduate with a green degree!

Thanks, that's my suggestion!

Michele

I just so totally lied. I hate the quizzes on the Sierra Club website. I looked for the bicycle one, because, you know, I really, really hate that one especially. I found it -- it's on a separate page called "How Green is My..." I could come up with a few choice bad words to put next to that, but I won't because that's not how I roll. Or, maybe it is. I haven't quite decided that, yet.

Anyway, so going to HGIM... will put you into contact with some of the most annoying "green" quizzes ever. Try them! That's probably where the poor person at Sierra Club who answers stupid emails like the above will probably direct me. Here's the link for the "How Green is My Bike Ride?" one. They give you an "out" where you can go directly to the answers but I think it should be mandatory to do the quizzes, because the annoyance factor just skyrockets when you get the answers wrong. "Somebody didn't do so well on the 'How Green is My Bike Ride' quiz," you might be saying. And you would be right.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Those totally suck, and they misspelled "occasionally." Why can't anyone spell that word? I took the bike quiz and got a ninety twooooooooooooooooooooooo, haaaha!

But I flagged the "getaway" quiz and I got a D+ on the laundry quiz because they said a bunch of dumb crap like: "When buying new clothes do you stand around studying the label like a huge idiot?" and I never buy new clothes so the Q completely sucks. I buy a dry-clean-only item and put it in the washing machine to see what will happen. Most of the time everything's fine. Sometimes the garment shrinks to a nubbin or is utterly destroyed, whereupon I laugh with delight: I paid $2 max for it, and Ive kept it out of the hands of some imbecile who might dry clean it.

My conclusions? I rule, sierra clubz quizzez drulz, awyeeeah.

Anonymous said...

I occcaaasssionalllly like to take the Sierra Club quizzes to see how much of a world-destroyer I am. I am Earth Slayer BWAHAHAHA!

Aziza said...

Thanks for writing this.